Condemned Man: Intelligent and well-meaning psychopath. Unfortunately, he has little tolerance for the stupidity of America’s white suburban mediocrity

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Young Woman: Naïve, wide eyed emotional woman who acts as if she were 13. Although not known for her great intellect, her warm heart inspires other self righteous ‘do gooders’ who can forgive her blissful ignorance and shallow view of the world.

Judge: Conservative, upper middle class man who avoids uncomfortable situations and any threat to his black and white view of the law. He cares for his wife, but near as much as his balding head-which he believes gives him an air of wisdom and maturity.

Mimi: Sheltered housewife who is very proud to have a judge for a husband for she has no opinion of her own. Her main objectives in life are pleasing him and collecting miniature porcelain dog statues.

Young Man: Pretentious, well groomed young man with a loud deep voice. He thinks he will ‘make it’ in life and views himself as an up and coming playboy whom all woman adore.

Hershel: Polished and overly distinguished philosopher who struts around with ideas and theories. He sincerely believes that his purpose in life is to expound his knowledge to others. He purposely married a dumb wife so this “knowledge” would not be challenged.

Dora: Plump, dotting, and dim-witted wife. Sexually starved and intellectually ignored, she will do anything to gain her husband’s attention and pump up his already inflated ego. Without him she is nothing.

Heidi Isern